So when there is a warrant for my arrest and I need to escape from highspeed chase.
GUYS I WAS AT THE LEAFS GAME WHEN THIS HAPPENED I WAS CRYING
do you ever just watch the first episode of your favorite show again and look at how plain and simple everyone is before character development sets in and terrible shit starts happening to everyone
I found this card at the pharmacy today and it was good.
Is this what you look like when you sleep, Lucas?
me flirting: if you were a cheeto you’d be a hot cheeto
The Office Series Finale
Watched this twice, cried at least ten different times.
imagine if you went to go see a horror movie but it was just a slide show of your middle school selfies for an hour
Me at Denny’s at 3 in the morning after a few too many drinks.
Who invented the blow job?
Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick”